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A Special Winters Day

It was one of those Chicago winter nights that was perfect enough to inspire some words… for me, there’s nothing like a middling snowfall that ends about midnight. For all my neighbors, they’ve already given up on shoveling until the morning, leaving me the world all to myself… I put the iPod on shuffle and get to work, a great time to ponder something fantastic that may have happened earlier in the evening… and on this evening, that was the Chicago Bears clinching the NFC North crown with a 40-14 rout of the Minnesota Vikings along with some additional history that was made in the process.

To be honest, much of this season has been spent considering our Chicago Bears a team that wasn’t as good as their record might indicate. That vibe got started right off the bat in Week 1 when Detroit’s Calvin Johnson caught a game-winning touchdown as time expired only to have it nullified with the officials interpretation of some new wacky possession rule. There was also the fact that early on it looked like Jay Cutler wouldn’t survive until the bye week, our swiss cheese offensive line made it open season on the quarterback… but here at the conclusion of Week 15, offensive line coach Mike Tice might get the nod as team MVP as he figured out the right combination of personnel needed to get the job done, they’ve gotten better and better as the weeks have passed. The fact that they’re well-coached goes without saying…

Julius Peppers Interception

Continuing to look for coaches that have risen to the occasion, what about Rod Marinelli? He’s got the vaunted monsters of the midway defense back to form. Sure, it doesn’t hurt when you have Julius Peppers on your side… but still, the defense is 18th against the pass, 2nd against the run and they’ve allowed only 242 points which is 3rd in the NFL. They bend but they don’t break… most of their opponents trips to the red zone end in field goals, which is the best indicator of defensive prowess. As the regular season nears its conclusion, the Bears are starting to look more and more like contenders as they grow ever closer to securing that 1st-round bye… but now we should get back to the magic that was Monday Night Football…

Last night’s victory over the Vikings left the Bears 5-0 within their division, who would have predicted that as the Bears stumbled through an 0-4 preseason? The Packers and their 3-2 division mark can’t catch up. If you’re into drama you’ve no doubt thought about the scenarios if the Packers had managed to hold on for a win in New England this past Sunday. This would have kept them within one game of the Bears with two games to play and set the stage for a potential Week 17 matchup at Lambeau for all the NFC North marbles… but for those of us not into drama, that’s happily a moot point now.

Brett Favre - Down for the Count

So consider the Bears… as it turns out, they’re a team that has a lot going for them as the playoffs draw near. They’re 6-1 on the road… they’ve been fortuitously immune from the injury bug… they have a phenomenal defense that is so well coached, it’s hard to prepare a solid offensive game plan to beat ‘em. Not to mention their mastery of the turnover… stripped balls, forced fumbles, tipped balls that they pick, pressure on the quarterback… they’ve been fun to watch… and as a possible historical side note, the Bears Corey Wooten may have delivered the final hit of Brett Favre’s illustrious career last night when he knocked him out of the game in the 2nd quarter… even though Favre has been the energizer bunny in recent seasons, all indications are that his tank is just about dry…

Jay Cutler

From there you look at the offense, which for the first time in years can be thought of as an actual offense, passing and running with equal effectiveness… how nice is that Bears fans? This all comes down to Jay Cutler. Admittedly, when he first arrived on the Bears roster I was skeptical of this cat. The way he interviews he struck me as aloof, sort of like he didn’t care as much as he should… but over time I’ve come to consider him the quintessential Chicago quarterback… Tough? No doubt… how many skull rattling hits has this guy taken as the o-line in front of him worked on getting their shit together? It takes a tough mutha to survive that, to come through it. He’s also great in inclement weather (New England game excluded), a few of the balls he threw last night on that slush frozen field would have been amazing if they’d happened on a sunny, breezy September day let alone in those conditions. Cutler possesses unusual arm strength and the ability to throw from strange angles that allow him to seriously thread some needles… The Bears have also vastly improved 3rd down conversions as Cutler has learned to spread the wealth amongst his rotation of receivers and tight ends. Earl Bennett and Greg Olsen have emerged as go to guys when you need that 1st down… and did you check out the leg drive on Matt Forte last night when he turned a 1-yard gain into an 11 yard 1st down run? He had 92 last night and with 865 for the season he’s inline for a 1000-yard season.

Devin Hester Breaks an NFL Record

But where would we be without our special teams? Between Devin Hester and Danieal Manning, kicking to the Chicago Bears has to feel like the height of football anguish. These guys will hurt you, at least a little, almost every single time… and it’s all about field position… if you kick it in bounds, there’s a good chance that the guy who catches it is going to throw a huge return on you, perhaps even score… if you kick it out of bounds, the Bears start with decent field position anyway, which is the name of the game… and Devin Hester, what can you say about him? The main thing now I guess would be that he’s the most prolific kick returner in NFL history as he set an all-time record last night with his 14th punt return for a touchdown… and even though he didn’t do anything particularly spectacular last night… we can never forget about Robbie Gould in any Bears special teams conversation, 19-23 on the season and 3 for 4 from 50+.

Where are we heading? Who knows… but I love the Bears position in all this… they’re scrappy, they’re gamers and they’re well-coached… they’re nobodys pick as the team to fear… which is perhaps exactly where you want to be. Next come the Jets and then the Packers, two great opportunities to tuneup against formidable opponents who will both be playing for their playoff lives… also an opportunity to rest some players I suppose, but that seems unlikely as there’s still that 1st round bye to shoot for and you wouldn’t think the Bears would risk going into the playoffs on a losing streak… Any way you slice it though, it’s gonna be fun to watch.

Thankful For What Didn’t Happen.

I know I’ve written a lot about this over the last month… but it’s always so enticing isn’t it? At least if you’re a fan of a sports team… that big name guy that has put himself on the open market. You start to want the image of that guy you have in your minds eye for your own team, your own city… feels like partial ownership on a fragment of his career, his legacy… but some things are better not to have happened… and this isn’t sour grapes… I just feel a need to explain that my change of heart here isn’t being brought on so much by anything basketball related as it is from having been sickened watching “The Decision” the other night on ESPN, the self-propelled one-hour globally televised show where Lebron James ended all of our tense speculation and announced what team he had decided to go to in this, his free agent year. I’m so pissed at myself for having given a shit. I truly am. I feel dirty.

This post has very aptly been placed in my “World Circling the Bowl” category as I ponder whether or not this sort of supremely narcissistic, self-aggrandizing spectacle is where we’re headed as a society? Where’s the outrage, the sponsors dropping him like a hot potato, the Tiger Woods treatment? And where’s ESPN in all this? Could they really have pulled this off with a straight face if they didn’t actually buy into the shallowness in the first place?

Tool of the Year Nominee

Particularly hilarious was the fact that all the proceeds from the show are to go to the Boys & Girls Club of America, representatives from which surrounded James in the ESPN studios… and even though he had an hour to say anything he wanted to… he made no mention of them at all, choosing instead to be the cool guy in the room as Jim Gray, the now completely neutered lap dog, gushed through Lebron’s highlight reel while occasionally interspersing a marshmallow question for the king… Do you bite your nails Lebron? Even folks who hate Pete Rose… hate Jim Gray more… In a just society Gray’s unimpressive career would now be effectively over, but I’m sure we’ll see him again and again, off into the future… cause once you’re on TV you’re always on TV right? He might as well have been a coffee stain on the chair. A curious choice by Lebron to reveal his “big decision” to… but you only live once right buddy?

Just a bit more narcissism

So anyway, if Lebron was a Chicago Bull right now… I wouldn’t feel that great. It would feel as though we were sold a defective bill of goods… thought we were buying one thing but instead got another. I used to like Lebron and now I don’t. I don’t feel the same contempt as I feel towards Bill Walton’s broadcasting skills or Bill Laimbeer’s defense… it’s worse than that… towards Lebron I feel indifference. I’m disappointed that the seemingly nice kid out of St. Vincent St. Mary High School back in 2003 let himself get swallowed so completely by the “media machinery designed to create, reward, nurture, and worship self-obsessed assholes” as Matt Taibbi put it in Rolling Stone. “The Decision” really represents the point where a person who has been blessed enough to certain riches, literally and completely no longer gives a shit who thinks what about him. The proverbial middle finger. How else to explain this level of blind insensitivity?

And to the Miami Heat… all that potential, all those possibilities and expectations… they bring a lot of pressure, a lot of weight. They complicate the fluidity that good basketball is when played well in relative anonymity… So best of luck with that.

Walk On Gilded Splinters.

These are the sort of times that make being a sports fan exhilarating… when nothing has been decided yet and hope blooms eternal… Of course I’m talking about the brief period of time between when NBA Free Agency begins and when you start to hear where the players in question are gonna land.

The Chicago Bulls haven’t had a dog in this fight for some seasons now… but this year is altogether different. Having cleared more salary cap space than almost every other team… the Bulls are in prime position to make a play at not only Lebron James (as I fantasized about here), but at Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh as well…

Not much to report yet as the Bulls “convincing” committee has just concluded hours long discussions with all three of these players as well as with Carlos Boozer and David Lee. They even met with Dwayne Wade a second time at his request… and that’s gotta be a good sign right? Just wanting to commit these words to the ether as a prayer of sorts… in the spirit of “write it and they will come”.

So off I go to prepare the post banner that I’ll use to announce the good news once it comes down… James, Wade, Bosh, Noah, Rose… the starting lineup for your… Chicago Bulls.

> Editors Note from 07/05 > Although this column from Scoop Jackson makes a very intriguing argument.

What’s Up With This Guy?

Carlos Zambrano is a major league pitcher that can have a great night occasionally. Like on September 14th, 2008 when he no-hit the Houston Astros up in the Brewer’s Miller Park. As Hurricane Ike blasted the Texas coastline, Zambrano blasted the strike zone. Other than a walk to Michael Bourn in the 4th and hitting Hunter Pence in the 5th, Zambrano was perfect on that given night. But this kind of night has been the exception for Carlos as opposed to the norm, and that’s been the case all along. He’s had some decent seasons in his time, the high-water mark an 18-win 2007… but every Opening Day that Zambrano’s pitched has caused me to question his status as the staff’s ace, he’s just too inconsistent, in more ways than one, to do well by that mantle.

Derrek Lee

Plus it also comes down to leadership doesn’t it? And it’s safe to say that calling out your teammates, publicly in the dugout over bullshit accusations no less, wouldn’t be anyone’s example of good leadership. Carlos did just that again this afternoon, for the umpteenth time, and it grows more and more troubling. The primary target of his wrath this time was 3-time Gold Glove 1st Baseman Derrek Lee. On a Juan Pierre at bat in the 1st inning, Lee was playing off the line as the book on Pierre has him a pull hitter. Pierre hits an uncharacteristic skipping grounder right over the first base bag for an rbi single to right… Evidently Carlos felt that this opened the flood gates on a 4-run 1st inning as evidenced by the profanity laced tirade Zambrano shot into Lee’s face after the inning concluded (flying spit included). Forget the 392-foot 3-run homer he gave up to Carlos Quentin later in the inning… it was obviously all Derrek Lee’s fault for not making a play that no one else would have made anyway.

Carlos Zambrano

So I’m watching this with my just turned 7 year old son who has also just blossomed into a full-on hardcore baseball fan… names, numbers, batting averages, homeruns, triples… he’s tracking it all, watching it all, absorbing it all… and there goes Carlos, he woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning… No son, you never want to act that way towards your teammates… that’s major bad sportsmanship sho’nuff… the problem for Carlos was that his Mommy and Daddy didn’t teach him how to behave properly in the sandbox… they didn’t teach him how to properly focus his anger on the job at hand… but no need to worry, I promise you won’t make it out of childhood before learning these very same lessons from me… There’s more to that role model stuff than I previously thought.

Carlos Zambrano, Larry Rothchild

And where’s the gratitude? Carlos Zambrano is making around 19 million dollars here in 2010. As a result of this matter he’s been suspended for the remainder of the games leading up to the all-star break, at which point the season is effectively half over. Using 9.5 million dollars as what Carlos “earned” from the Cubs in the first half… his line up to this point would be 55 innings pitched ($172,000 per inning), striking out 53 batters (that’s $179,245 each) or winning 3 games (3.1 million each)… however you’d choose to evaluate it.

That’s just ridiculous. To get paid so much, for playing a game no less, then producing so little and still feeling as though you have the right to act like the petulant sandbox bully you’ll always be deep down inside Carlos. If I was Tom Ricketts it might be time to part ways with you my man… perhaps Seattle would be willing to help us out on this one as well… that way you and Milton Bradley could use the same shrink which might bring a volume discount… and to Michael Barrett, wherever you are these days… I’m starting to understand your side of things now brother… and I miss your bat… Zambrano for Barrett straight up?

The Blackhawks Win the Stanley Cup

As much as I hate bandwagon jumpers when it comes to sports team fandom… I wouldn’t describe myself as a Chicago Blackhawks fan, hockey has never been a staple for me. However I am a huge fan of Chicago baseball, basketball and football (in that order), so I can enjoy the fact that so many of my friends had a great time with the Blackhawks run this year. Hopefully the majority of them are every game, every season fans… for them, the return of the Stanley Cup to Chicago for the first time since 1961 has to feel pretty great indeed.

Chicago Blackhawks Logo

Stan Makita and Bobby Hull, two famous names in Chicago sports history, were on that ’61 team that beat the Detroit Red Wings 4 games to 2. From there though, think of all the big names that played long stints in Chicago without ever seeing a title. Denis Savard, Phil & Tony Esposito, Keith Magnuson, Al Secord, Eddie Belfour, Chris Chelios… and then there’s Jeremy Roenick who just finished up his career last year with the San Jose Sharks. Roenick played for the Blackhawks from 1988 through 1996, the Philadelphia Flyers from 2001 through 2005 and was part of the broadcasting crew last night. Following the game, emotion overwhelmed him as he openly cried at the beauty of it all. You wonder what goes through his head at a moment like that thinking back on a 21 year career that never brought him to the hallowed ground of a Stanley Cup Championship. Whatever regret he must certainly feel, there was also a genuine happiness for what the 2010 team was able to accomplish.

Congratulations to Finals MVP Jonathan Toews and the rest of the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks for bringing another Championship to the United Center. They still have a ways to go to match the Bulls for hoisting Championship banners to the ceiling… but last night definitely got them a little bit closer.

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